Flashback/Side-Story session utilizing the classic 1980s-90s Marvel Super Heroes RPG rules
Teaser: Marvel Gaiden
Summary of the events from suplimental mission report filed by agent “Pylon”
“YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!” – A story by MolotovH
Taking a break, getting some munchies. Earthquake! Unexpected disaster devastating to local pancake, taxi businesses. Vox steals a Humvee and does a pop-and-lock, then B.I.L.L. steals a Chinook.
Chinook explodes. (Nobody is surprised.) B.I.L.L. turns Water-Man into crash-foam.
But then… Security robots! “You have no chance to survive, make your time!”
B.I.L.L. explodes. (Nobody is surprised.) Vox gets knee-capped, but crawls away. Water-Man and Black Hawk lay down smoke grenades and suppressive fire. Pylon punches a tank in the over used word for Pee-Pee and makes him like it. Pylon throws another robot through a concrete wall, “OH YEEEAH!!!” Third robot gets “shot all to Hell” by “gun-wielding maniac,” says local grandmother who claims to have witnessed this savage attack on our nation’s freedom from the relative safety of her back porch swing.
S.H.I.E.L.D is a bunch of over used word for Pee-Pees, won’t send back-up. Water-Man puts B.I.L.L. back together – nobody is sure why. B.I.L.L. and Pylon’s Excellent Adventure results in robot being crushed by massive rock. Water-Man turns into a rope and everyone goes down the hole.
The fate of machinery with blinking lights is debated. A security turret is subverted. Files and paperwork are found. Captain America and Howard Stark are implicated. J. Edgar Hoover’s negligee is not found. Hot, sexy, twisted metal is traversed. Nuclear fallout and radiation poisoning is suspected.
S.H.I.E.L.D is still a bunch of over used word for Pee-Pees, won’t send back-up.
Everyone goes back to the top. Evil crazy flying robot attack!
S.H.I.E.L.D is STILL a bunch of over used word for Pee-Pees, won’t send back-up. B.I.L.L. gets blown up, does not get to shrink Ultron. (Nobody is surprised.)
Black Hawk’s bull’s-eye does not affect Ultron. Pylon’s rock-throwing does not affect Ultron. Vox’s sexy dancing does not affect Ultron. Water-Man turning into a puddle does not affect Ultron. Ultron being awesome does not affect Ultron.
+ Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Ultron.
+ Ultron may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
+ Ultron contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
+ Do not use Ultron on concrete.
+ Discontinue use of Ultron if any of the following occurs:
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
+ If Ultron begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
+ Ultron may stick to certain types of skin.
+ When not in use, Ultron should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Ultron, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
+ Ingredients of Ultron include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
+ Ultron has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
+ Do not taunt Ultron.
+ Ultron comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Ultron disappears. Everybody is surprised.
Water-Man puts B.I.L.L. back together again – again, nobody is sure why.
End of report.
SHIELD file addendum. After reviewing the reports of all event-active SHIELD agents, it has been determined with 98.7% certainty that the entity encountered by the ground team prior to the SHIELD researchers’ arrival was not in fact designation Ultron, nor any of its known variations. Subsequently, it is strongly advised that Agent Pylon be immediately reviewed for extensive phsychological evaluation pending his team’s return from their current assignment.